1. Will people ever start commenting? (I know you’re out there!)
2. Will the Orioles go 161-1?
3. Is anyone mad that I said “penis” and “vagina” in my sermon on Saturday?
4. Is relaunching a stalled church plant the hardest thing ever?
5. Will “Lustin Sexybottom” become a national celebrity?
6. Why can’t I have teeth like Joel Osteen?
7. Why do I struggle with the same sins over and over again?
8. Where will I be working come Fall? (I’m Bi-Vocational)
9. Will they ever build a movie theater in Crofton?
10. Is my brother really getting married after just a couple of dates? (Seriously)